2023年7月28日

迪斯尼的搖搖晃晃的“幽靈鬼屋”是浪費talentby丹Lybarger |今天上午1:31點。帽盒鬼(Jared勒托的聲音)在迪斯尼的幽靈鬼屋。照片由迪斯尼。上周證明好萊塢可以使商業成功,關鍵娃娃或一個真實的理論物理學家。現在,迪斯尼試圖彌補浪費艾迪·墨菲的人才和人民美好的回憶迪斯尼樂園吸引幽靈鬼屋。我需要給老鼠的房子功勞重塑忘記從20年前的錯誤而不是心愛的動畫經典。真人版“獅子王”是僵硬和機器人相比,其2 d的前任,和看,愚蠢的缺乏想象力的盜墓的沃爾特叔叔的傑作“匹諾曹”試圖做不可能的事:讓觀眾討厭湯姆·漢克斯。雖然墨菲鑄造作為一個房地產經紀人有嚴重的潛力,漫畫看起來生氣,如果他是競爭特效。這次有一個更嚴格的故事情節和一個更好的位置(新奧爾良),但任何作用,除了從那些不能得到一些快速現金或付不起門票魔幻王國。一個醫生叫Gabbie(羅薩裏奧道森)和她的兒子特拉維斯(Chase w·狄龍)快速學習,他們不能重新開始他們的生活在新奧爾良市,直到他們處理他們的新房子到處都是惡意的隱患。 Because ghosts are a feature instead of a bug in the Big Easy, getting rid of them or even getting them to cooperate with the living is just about impossible for outsiders. They gradually recruit a burnt-out astrophysicist named Ben (LaKeith Stanfield), who now barely gets by as a tour guide, the shady Father Kent (Owen Kent), a historian with a failing heart (Danny DeVito) and a stumbling medium named Harriet (Tiffany Haddish). Even with her hastily assembled Scooby Gang, assembling the right clues proves challenging, and each of the team members carries baggage that could turn the living into ghosts, too. Writer Katie Dippold has a long track record with "Mad TV" and "Parks and Recreation," director Justin Simien gave us "Dear White People." Apparently, Disney has managed to pasteurize and homogenize the flavor out of their work. Much of the humor falls flat. Haddish often steals the show in supporting roles, but seems buried under her costumes here. That seems to be the fate of a lot of performers in this film. Recent Oscar-winner Jamie Lee Curtis spends most of her screen time stuffed in a crystal ball, while fellow Academy Award winner Jared Leto wears a mask and has his voice electronically altered. It makes one wonder if the producers must have really felt generous toward him when they could have cast a lesser-known actor to do the same thing. To Simien's credit, he does create a consistently creepy, disorienting atmosphere and handles the ghostly effects well. The new "Haunted Mansion" still feels unsatisfying because it's hard to tell which audience Disney was trying to reach. The film wrestles with grief and might be a little too heavy and dark for youngsters. One also wonders if it was intended as a zombie movie instead of a ghost story. The new film lumbers for more than two hours whereas the previous adaptation came to a merciful end around 90 minutes. In 1977, I had the pleasure of visiting the Haunted Mansion and found it to be a whimsical delight. The ghosts were a bit more silly than scary but they have stayed with me longer than the ones in either misbegotten movie. More News